pornstarch:

i’m going to make a new brand of toys called “my little homosexuals” and the first edition is going to include basically everyone from panic and fob and then as it gains popularity bigger otps like destiel and johnlock are going to be included and you can dress them in really bright and homo clothes and do their hair basically a barbie doll but more penis 

pornstarch:

do you remember when bob wanted to get rid of his drums so he tweeted a bunch of celebrities 

because i do

pornstarch:

this tag is the bane of my existence

when a ship you hate becomes canon

pornstarch:

when you order at a restaraunt and your food comes like 5 minutes later

SINCE WHEN DI D THIS GET DSO MANY NOTES???? I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE OMG

pornstarch:

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

FU CK NO 100K NOTES NO GOO DBY E I Q UIT

pornstarch:

canadianpopprincess:

pornstarch:

canadianpopprincess:

some buy me a cat

no a cat

pornstarch:

toocooltobehipster:

wow your black eyebrows really suit your blonde hair

ryan ross’s twitter: a story in picture

pornstarch:

queerard:

“oh look! ryan tweeted!”

“wait what”

“what do llamas have to do with anYTHIGN wha t”

“why do you say these cRYPTIC THINGS IS THIS CODE???”

“what dOES IT MEAN??”

“i hate you but i love you so mu ch”

“dude emma don’t worry about it”

“ryan’s always high so it doesn’t have to make sense”

pornstarch:

Today I came to the assumption that whatever pete wentz can do, I can do

But then I remembered that I didn’t have a penis so that knocked out a few things

pornstarch:

Don’t be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear.

OH NO HE’S HOT

pornstarch:

shantelmaex3:

Seriously Just Because You Two Are Fighting Doesn’t Give You The Right To Take It Out On Me!

By Fall Out Boy