killtheweirdkid:

next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”


for when you’re just mad at everything

another fuck you song reel big fish//dead! my chemical romance//miss jackson panic! at the disco//tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today fall out boy//kiss my sass cobra starship ft travie mccoy//grow up paramore//mad at nothing patrick stump//jar of hearts twenty one pilots//get busy living or get busy dying fall out boy//aint it fun paramore

{listen here}

for when you’re just mad at everything

another fuck you song reel big fish//dead! my chemical romance//miss jackson panic! at the disco//tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today fall out boy//kiss my sass cobra starship ft travie mccoy//grow up paramore//mad at nothing patrick stump//jar of hearts twenty one pilots//get busy living or get busy dying fall out boy//aint it fun paramore

{listen here}

baesist:

I’m going to hell for this

baesist:

I’m going to hell for this

mrtrohman:

And the update…

mrtrohman:

And the update…

genderpronouns:

My friend took this picture as Frank was laughing.

genderpronouns:

My friend took this picture as Frank was laughing.

pantslesswrock:

trickstersgambit:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

this movie was perfect

(x)

mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.

beginner’s guide to vampire weekend:

heybaio:

  • balding, sweaty baby plays bass and dances
  • babar enthusiast w/ a weird accent sings
  • angelic batman plays keyboard
  • bearded basketball player got lost on the way 2 a game and ended up playing drums

notacatchdonnie:

okay so you either love patrick stump or you’re in denial

during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco

rustedsmiles:

Oh my god

rustedsmiles:

Oh my god